Hi, I'm Heather. Ravenclaw. 17 years old from the NW of England. Multi fandom blog, but mostly Supernatural, Doctor Who and Sherlock. I play guitar and piano and sing (badly)
Living an Osric Chau/ Kevin Tran appreciation life.
40-26-38 girl living in a 30-24-26 world
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that